great quotes from

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

"When you're in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a shit."
- Chuck Barris

"You're gonna have to grow up. There's a war on."
- Jim Byrd

"We're goin' about this all wrong! We're killing ourselves trying to find good acts. We just book bad ones and kill them! We kill 'em before they're through, as soon as it gets unbearable, we kill them. Dead. "
- Chuck Barris


Jeux d'Enfants (Love Me if You Dare)

"It was a great game, only no one found it funny. "
- Julien

"Friends are like eyeglasses. They make you look smart, but get scratched and then bore you. Luckily, sometimes, you get super cool glasses. Me... I've got Sophie! "
- Julien

"You give, then take back. You really want it, prove it. Are you game? "
- Sophie

"A stupid game? Maybe so, but it was our game. "
- Julien

"Sophie was back in the game! Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life! "
- Julien (when he met Sophie again)

(500) Days of Summer

"Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate. "
- Rachel

"People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated. "
- Tom

"Look, I know you think she was the one, but I don't. Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. Next time you look back, I, uh, I really think you should look again. "
- Rachel

"Quit being a pussy."
- Rachel

"What always happens. Life. "
- Summer

"There's no such thing as love, it's fantasy... "
-Summer


The Graduate
"For god's sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me? "
- Benjamin

"Would you like me to seduce you? "
- Mrs. Robinson

"I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Plastics."
- Mr. McGuire

"Good God." - Benjamin